Possibly the most confusing invention of all time – seriously, who loses their beer? – The Beer Pager includes a cupholder that you can find with the included remote if you imbibe a bit too much and lose all sense of space and time.
What’s better than waking up to the smell of bacon? The correct answer is “absolutely nothing.” And if you put a strip of frozen bacon inside this device before you hit the sack, all your dreams (the bacon-themed ones) will come true.
A few years ago, CES bore witness to the tantalizing tastiness of the “Kegputer”, a fully functioning gaming rig and beer keg. Well, “The Caffeine Machine” won’t alter your state of mind (unless your mind is drowsy), but it will brew a mean cup of coffee.
Er, um, really?