Possibly the most confusing invention of all time – seriously, who loses their beer? – The Beer Pager includes a cupholder that you can find with the included remote if you imbibe a bit too much and lose all sense of space and time.

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What’s better than waking up to the smell of bacon? The correct answer is “absolutely nothing.” And if you put a strip of frozen bacon inside this device before you hit the sack, all your dreams (the bacon-themed ones) will come true.

A few years ago, CES bore witness to the tantalizing tastiness of the “Kegputer”, a fully functioning gaming rig and beer keg. Well, “The Caffeine Machine” won’t alter your state of mind (unless your mind is drowsy), but it will brew a mean cup of coffee.

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Er, um, really?

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