If You Can't Laugh At Yourself...

Thu, 07/26/2007 - 7:27am

litterbinEnergy News: Said the fictional Nick Sundin: "These 'eco' products are amazing -- they've totally changed my life... Now, I just toss my used Seventh Generation-brand paper plates out the car window, knowing they'll soon be absorbed into the earth." The article's conclusion: "To curb the new littering, the Sierra Club is now suggesting that all consumer packaging be coated with a toxic, nonbiodegradable polymer that would kill wildlife and poison groundwater unless products were disposed of in heavy plastic garbage bags." Read the true story satire from The Onion.


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