litterbinEnergy News: Said the fictional Nick Sundin: "These 'eco' products are amazing -- they've totally changed my life... Now, I just toss my used Seventh Generation-brand paper plates out the car window, knowing they'll soon be absorbed into the earth." The article's conclusion: "To curb the new littering, the Sierra Club is now suggesting that all consumer packaging be coated with a toxic, nonbiodegradable polymer that would kill wildlife and poison groundwater unless products were disposed of in heavy plastic garbage bags." Read the true story satire from The Onion.